I know you probably didn’t think you needed an instruction manual for throwing out your garbage. Just put it in the garbage can, right? Maybe separate your glass, plastic and aluminum containers for recycling. Simple. Not so here.
Throwing out the trash is like a complicated skill in Germany, one that requires intense years of study. Or at least it seems like it should require some kind of course. Anytime someone comes to visit us, I have to give them a briefing on the trash situation in an effort to avoid total chaos and the breakdown of society. So I thought I’d share a summary of the garbage process with you. It could save your life someday.
Endless categories of garbage
On the surface, there appears to be just a few simple categories of garbage. But it doesn’t take long to realize, that’s just WRONG.
Bio – This is for food waste. So egg shells, banana peel, scraps of food you didn’t eat, that kind of thing. But I recently learned you’re also supposed to put your napkins in there too. But not used tissues. Huh?
Paper – This is clearly for paper products. Empty cereal boxes, junk mail (although the envelope is more complicated…I’ll get to that in a minute), cardboard, and any other paper product. It’s where I used to put my napkins, because they’re paper products. They still end up in there about half the time now.
Yellow bag – This is a plastic yellow bag, about the size of a standard kitchen garbage bag. Plastic items and other non-paper packaging materials go in here. So juice cartons, the plastic container meat comes in, plastic wrappers, yogurt containers (but only after you’ve rinsed out any remaining yogurt), and shampoo bottles. Oh, and those envelopes I mentioned? If it’s the kind that has the plastic see-through window, technically you’re supposed to separate that from the paper part of the envelope.
Black garbage can – This is the only garbage can we actually pay for. You choose your size and you’re charged accordingly. They send us a sticker each year to show that we’ve paid for it. But the odd thing is they send us the sticker in January, and it has to be on by the end of February, but the instructions specifically say not to put it on when it’s cold. January and February are pretty much always cold, so I’m not sure what the thought process is there.
The black can is supposed to be for “other” trash, but there are so many conflicting ideas about what goes in there, it makes my head hurt. We have a German friend who says food scraps that have been cooked go in the black, but that’s not correct. Those tissues I thought should go in the bio actually go in this one. Got an old sock with a hole in it? Throw it in the black. A pan that’s starting to lose it’s protective coating? Black. Expired medications also go in here. Basically if it doesn’t quite fit in the other categories, it goes in the black.
Bottles and cans – Whether it’s the 2 liter Coke bottle, the smaller half liter Coke bottles, an aluminum can, or a beer bottle, they all go back to the grocery store. When you purchase something that comes in one of these containers, you pay the advertised price plus a Pfand (basically a deposit) which is listed next to the price. It ranges from 8 cents to 25 cents depending on what the item is. You have to put these bottles and cans into a machine that spits out a receipt with your refund amount. Then when you buy your groceries, the refund gets applied to your total. Or you can just hand the cashier your receipt and get your refund in cash.
Other glass – Notice I didn’t mention wine bottles up there. They don’t have a Pfand. Wine bottles, along with any other glass jars, like pasta sauce or even a glass bottle of cough syrup, go to one of three outdoor recycling bins, sorted by color. Leave the lids on, even though my German teacher insists the lids go in the yellow bag. Also, don’t even think about walking down the street to dispose of your glass on Sundays or after the posted hours. Those are quiet hours.
Batteries – Dead batteries go in a box next to the machine that collects the bottles.
Christmas trees – There is one specific day in January when Christmas trees are picked up. If you miss this day, well I don’t know, you might have to just keep that tree for another year.
Corks – There are a few places in town that collect the corks from wine bottles, and then they bring them somewhere else and make environmentally friendly insulation out of it.
Recycling – There’s a recycling place where you can take your dangerous items, old clothes, wood, corks, and who knows what else. Most of these items seem like they go in other categories. Plus the different recycling places in the area are all open for very limited hours once or twice a week. This category baffles me.
Other random crap – Andy had the bathroom renovated almost two years ago, resulting in lots of construction materials that needed to be disposed of. That crap sat on our balcony for about five months because it’s complicated to get rid of it. This type of garbage requires a pick-up appointment. You have to make the appointment weeks ahead of time and give them a list of what you’re throwing out. Then the night before, you put the trash out on the sidewalk. Sometime before they come and pick it up, random passers-by will dig through your crap and take home some new treasures.
You get two of these pick-ups for free each year. If you need more or need an appointment within a week, you pay for it.
Depending on what it is, many people will simply put stuff they don’t want anymore on the side of the road without making one of these appointments. Used books, dishes you no longer want, kids’ toys, just about anything that some scavenger might find useful. Or sometimes, like some people down the street from us, just a big pile of crap they didn’t feel like sorting, so it sat on the sidewalk for at least a month, slowly dwindling as passers-by and the weather conditions whisked things away.
Really random crap – If you have a bathtub, window glass, or an animal carcass, you have to call a special number. But only these three things.
The trash magazine
How do we know all of this wonderful information? The city sends us a magazine each year in December. It’s eight pages long, and explains in great detail where everything goes. There’s even a chart listing just about every item you could possibly think of throwing out so you know which one of eight categories it falls under. There’s another four page insert that lists pick-up days by street name, plus it also contains cards for the “other random crap” pick-ups. This year’s version was illustrated with children’s drawings.
Learning about trash in German class
My German book also had a section about trash sorting. This led to all kinds of dramatic discussions in class about garbage because, as foreigners, we were all still confused about trash even after months of living here. And our teacher’s information didn’t always agree with the trash magazine, like with the jar lids. Plus apparently some of the rules vary depending on what part of the country you live in. As if it wasn’t confusing enough already.
Garbage is complicated business in Germany. When it’s trash day, you will see a rainbow of garbage cans and trash bags lining the streets waiting for the appropriate garbage collectors to retrieve their specific pile of trash. If you put something in the wrong place and the garbage collectors see it, they will leave your trash there along with a note. We do our best to sort things correctly, but when even the Germans who have lived here their whole lives can’t agree on what goes in which can, we can only put so much effort into it. I do appreciate how much Germany does for the environment, although I know I will probably never know how to throw out garbage here with 100% accuracy.